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hoamUgh God's Mission Statement
Ugh God will raise enough money to permit Beard to build an amplifier so powerful that our audience will be able to taste sound. To do this he must hire the help of no less that three Scientists / chemical engeneers. This is absolutely no joke. The going rate for Scientists is pretty steep, so please, aid us in our quest to make you taste our licks. Click Here to buy our musics!
Feb 10th, 2008- Cat Says:
Our shit is low. We are making the larger move of two, and we go in two days to new waters to sip from. Where the grass can't tell you want to do anymore. And lo, we move quick, son. Before you know we will open thou-sands of mind doors to Mount Oh. This stinky make for magic food now. So as we travel, we grow. Twisting all one another along the way. Soon we will be much larger and we will hold you tight. And up cumming. Swimming and chumming.
Jan 2nd, 2008- Beard Says:
The year is here when the roughnecks of Absecon, NJ will come and kill all domesticated animals. When could you tell indifference between fleas and warts on falice held soft. Cream in your coffees and teas will help...Don't run! Embrace tales of kindness that circulate throughout the gods of a kind Absecon mang. "He fed me a dog" says the full tart. A small tip sqeezed out like meaty spaghetti sauce very cylindrical, form=wet. Eat the pet of choice shut the shaft down and remove the uterus. Absecon I adore you the climate of men boils hot hot feed us the pet. 2008 offer tame lioness a scoop of strawberry water, carbonated in bloodcum. Fish need new home...open the meat cave and rot till a perfume is caked onto the air. Mostly time, male man, all male manes, and slippery sofas entrust my scissoring outfits to the Big V.
Dec 10th, 2007- Cat Says:
Oh molar. I have updated the shows section with a flier for the Skeletonbreath show. And there are new pictures in das gallery. And das new links.
Dec 5th, 2007- Beard Says:
Keep on truckin'. Conditions: cold and snowing, heart pumping onto the next plain of existance. Gas not cheep, unless that it is in a different country. 28 degrees, roads are slippery. If you can't feel your hands, can't write the news. Done.
Dec 4th, 2007- Beard and Cat say:
Here is our site. Please fuck it hard. New songs to come next month. Led Zeppelin reunion. We've just updated every section. Plz click on the pictures to find out where you are going to. Babies on acid. Just like the cats. End quote. Witches and bed-knobs. Time? and Time. And. Raaaaul. Hahaha. Puked a lot, gunna puke probably again, but not tonight. Tame that turkey and walk with the animals, with the animals. Day to day, today, all three of 'em transfered into a micro-organism, and here, the news (cat's eating dog food). The night travels on a goblet that's already used (caps-lock... f10). Eats the dog food. Over again and throughout time, eating the dog food. Focus on the magic of the rainbow with smaller clouds in your hole. My jaw hurts and the day is done. Sap filled trees don't burn.
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